That's right. Me, the former bastion of bastardry, and the anti-god epitome, have found my calling. I recently have had a series of events occour to me that have placed my belief in the lord and savior, Jesus Christ. There is no doubt about it, I finally have meaning in my life. I can see clearly now all of the wrong that I have partaken in before, and believe that through repentance, worship, and belief in our savior, that I will truly be forgiven and accepted into heaven as one of the followers of our lord.

I understand that fellow .org'ers may not believe in Jesus, or choose to go against his intended beliefs. That's OK, and I pray that these blasphemers and heathens soon come to the realization that Christianity is the only way. And the only way for everlasting life is to hold firm to our lord.

I pray forgiveness from Pretjah, jbodyforjc, and the like. For so long I held animosity and resentment to their continued pushing of the righteous way. I now understand that they were only trying to show me Christ's love for each and every one of us.

As for KOTL, Duallife, and the other doubters of the Christian faith: YOU ARE ALL WRONG!!! I plead for you to reconsider your thoughts and accept Jesus into your life. It is never to late, and you shall be forgiven for your sins. Please become one of us!!! Pick up the bible and read it, it actually makes sense. There is no doubt that with Christianity and it's followers, the world will become a better place for each and every one of us.




















And oh yeah, APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!




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best thread evar!!! thats @!#$ great!!!!


Supercharged 95 BMW 540i M-Sport

cute

now come back to the darkside

Wow you're just so cool...












































April fools Jackass...

People like jbody4jc etc don't necessarily represent Christians anymore than Joseph Stalin represents Atheists. Any group, especially one as large as Christians, is bound to have no shortage of bad examples and wanna-bes(Yes there are probably more wanna-be Christians than actual true Christians IMO). While you can make all the broad unfounded generalizations on Christians(or any group) that you wish, that makes you no better than those you use as an example to generalize a whole group. You're then every bit the tool as those you hate. Happy April fools day. Part of that name(hint - NOT April) must have been inspired by people just like you.



I've never heard of this "part throttle" before. Does it just bolt on?

I found Jesus once. He was in my back pocket the whole time.

makes me think of that one bloodhound gang song, with the line "i'll tell them i found jesus, that should throw them off, he goes by the name jesus (he-zus) and steals hubcaps from cars, oh jesus can i borrow your crowbar? to pry these god-damned nails out theyre beginning to hurt".....................i love that song


You'll never touch God's hand
You'll never taste God's breath
Because you'll never see the second coming
Life's too short to be focused on insanity
I've seen the ways of God
I'll take the devil any day
Hail Satan

(slayer, skeleton christ, 2006)

haha i NEVER read this forum, but something told me to check it today lol




Brian

I to have a personal relationship with Jesus.... He's my gardener and works for next to nothing, he's @!#$ fantastic with perennials.

I was starting to tune up for a min until I read that last line...

Bastard...

At least you dragged Kellie in



Transeat In Exemplum: Let this stand as the example.

Jesus built my hotrod

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry lee lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

Ding dang a dong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why why why baby
If it�s so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power
Give it to me all again (wow)
Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong
Every where I go

Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?

Ding ding donga dong dong ding dong
Dingy dingy son of a gun
Half my time I tell you baby
Never am I all for sure
Why why why why why baby
Sicky sicky from within
Everytime I stick my finger on in ya
You�re a wild wild little town bitch
Now how �bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long
Dingy a dingy dong a down

Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?

In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
A sticky sticky son of a gun
Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong
Why why never know
Why why wack a dong a dang ding dong
Then you take it on the bill
Ding dang dong don�t dong
Whoa!

I wanna love ya!

Why why why, why why darling
Do you do you tell me to play?
Half the time I talk about it all now baby
You know what I�m talkin� about I said
Why why why it�ll
Ticky ticky ticky ticky
Son of a gun
Ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun

Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong
Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong

Bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong
Bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong

Aarrrhhhh...

Ding dang a dang bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why
It�ll ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky
Dawn of a gun
Bing bing bang a bong a bong bing bang a
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Bing bip bip a bop bop boom bam
Ticky ticky through the day

If you got a doubt �bout baby
The memory is on the bed
Why why why why why
Darlin� uh it don�t know
When my time is on
Might tell me never do it on his own
If my time was all as is yours
Make me burn a wish
When my time with you is brutish
No I�ll never not ever

Why why why why why why baby heavy hell
Alone and it�s here it�s this thunder
The thunder oh thunder
Oh!

Jesus built my car
It�s a love affair
Mainly jesus and my hot rod

Yeah, @!#$ it!


Transeat In Exemplum: Let this stand as the example.

roofy,

I praise Him for you. I too came from the life of nothingness. Be encourage for a confession of faith is to His glory and He is pleased with it. And all those who don't yet see will attack as the flesh is stained. You like so many He has saved have brightened my heart. God Bless all!


Determination to be wise is the first step toward becoming wise.

^^^ Knowing what you know, and knowing there is a lot more that you don't know, and wanting to know what you don't know....

That's the first step to being wise.



Transeat In Exemplum: Let this stand as the example.

Nice of you to throw a little Ministry in there GAM. I've been to an awful lot of shows, and they are the best, hands down.

Are you familiar with Al, Allen, Alian Jorgenson's other projects like LARD and Rev Co.?

PAX

REVOLTING COCKS!!!! YEAH!!!!


I saw them post-detox... and they are bloody amazing... I walked out of there (well... staggered more like it) nursing a headache, 2 scalp lacerations and a broken thumb... (or was that after a Barry White concert??? John Tesh??) good times...




Transeat In Exemplum: Let this stand as the example.

You son of a bitch. Hahahaha.

I was about ready to let loose, I was like "Oh, hell no he just didn't...". I literally chuckled, I tip my hat to you.

GAM (The Odds Are Ten To One) wrote:

I was starting to tune up for a min until I read that last line...

Bastard...

At least you dragged Kellie in

(Takes a bow) Anytime. LOL

Kellie Staples wrote:
cute

now come back to the darkside

Honey, I never left.

duallife wrote:
You son of a bitch. Hahahaha.

I was about ready to let loose, I was like "Oh, hell no he just didn't...". I literally chuckled, I tip my hat to you.

Glad to see I got you. I knew that you would be one of the most miffed at a post like this, so I kinda directed it towards you.

I'm still awaiting KOTL's reply though.





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Currently 3rd quickest Ecotec on the .org - 10.949 @ 131.50 MPH!!!

Gotta love Ministry All i need is JUST ONE FIX of them while I'm reading PSALM 69




I've never heard of this "part throttle" before. Does it just bolt on?

Psalm 69 referrs to a book by Alister Crowley called "The Book of Lies (or so wrongly called)" page 69 "The way to Succeed (suck seed), and the way to suck eggs" There is not Biblical Psalm 69.

Thought you might like to know. Just beware of Crowley, he is a master deciever and leader of the OTO. If you don't know what the OTO is, just leave it alone, you don't want to know, honest.


PAX

I just like the song


I've never heard of this "part throttle" before. Does it just bolt on?

No minitry, but GWAR:

"God lives in a nulcear sub."




nice one...don't worry, i'll forgive this tresspass when you wash up on Hell's shores, I've already taken over.


Goodbye Callisto & Ska�i, Hello Ishara:
2022 Kia Stinger GT2 AWD
The only thing every single person from every single walk of life on earth can truly say
they have in common is that their country is run by a bunch of fargin iceholes.

Thats sacreligious. What a horrible thing to say. Shame on you.


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steveo wrote:Thats sacreligious. What a horrible thing to say. Shame on you.

I see Mike Dirnt in your sig........

I <3 you and Mike Dirnt.

OTO's are amateurs


Goodbye Callisto & Ska�i, Hello Ishara:
2022 Kia Stinger GT2 AWD
The only thing every single person from every single walk of life on earth can truly say
they have in common is that their country is run by a bunch of fargin iceholes.

...wow....
why do people find it necessary, almost a must, to make fun at those who believe in God?? can someon explain this too me? seriously, im not tryin to be a smart ass...wanting serious feedback....