In four days I'm supposed to vote. Who should I vote for?
Conservative - Stephen Harper
He's okay, nothing special. Apart from his eagerness to sell every acre of land and natural ressource to the Americans he seems like an okay bloke.
Liberal - Stéphane Dion
I don't much like the Liberals, since they're both idiots AND thieves. In fact, they owe me like 150$. Bastards. Not to mention that their guy looks like a homo.
Bloc Québécois - Gilles Duceppe
I kinda like Duceppe. He scares the s**t out of the rest of Canada. I admire that. He's also got adorable rosey red cheeks.
New Democrats - Jack Layton
I like his mustache. He kinda looks like Dabney Coleman. I LOVED Dabney Coleman. Anyone ever see "Cloak & Dagger"?
Green - Elizabeth May
BAH! A woman and an enviromentalist. NO GIRLS!
So whatcha think? I can't really decide which idiot to vote for and my dartboard's broken.
NOTE: Suggestions are for entertainment purposes only and will probably, almost surely, not be taken seriously. Thank you.
Stephen Harper is an idiot. Liberals would stand a chance IF they got rid of that moron Dion.
I say... vote Communist Party!
You all lost! I voted for the Bloc. First time I ever voted sober too. HOORAY FOR ME!
canadians vote? i thought queen elizabeth was still your boss
j/k
Voted Jack. What little good it did..
My Cav
I give up...
i'm buying a VW those people love trees, so they should love eachother too... "Andy"
Short Hand wrote:Voted Jack. What little good it did..
It was a fine vote anyway.